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Medievia Podcast News

New Podcast Episode!

November 26, 2008 by Valkesorcio

Yup, it's back! We take a brief discussion in shipping (or learning) as well as personal thoughts on the Medievia story, cool things to do with mm2k6, and a new contest (200mil prize). Listen and take part in the vote for what features will be added to this site, and take part in saving medievia!

-Valkesorcio

OMGWTFPWNED

November 8, 2008 by Valkesorcio

Lyrics:
As he pulled the dagger out of my ass,
And wiped away the shit.
He said, "Look at that, he died through sanc
Just one Vryce guided hit.
But don't you cry.
You're not the first die."
-Thanks

Why did I have to go
Into that fuckin zone?
Dispite all the warnings
of goin on my own,
and WHY didnt I say NAY
When it said say YES
to enter CPK?
-Shit!

All his buddies gathered around
And stripped me of my clothes
The DM states it all around
now everybody knows
They sacced my gear!
I told them, through a tear:
you fuckin dicks!

Why did I have to go
into that fuckin zone?
I tried to be careful
but i got omgwtfpwned
And why didnt I say nay?
When it said say YES to enter cpk?
Fuck!

I'll make them pay
for CPKing me
I used to be a badass
but now I need xp!
Goddammit!

Aimonsorcio

December 19, 2007 by Valkesorcio

Lyrics:
im here to tell you a tale
about a man so elite
the wind and rain dont touch him
and the flames bow to his feet

hes a man of no forgiveness
with blackness in his heart
his hands so strong he wrestled vryce
and tore his limbs apart

hes a burning living legend
with fire in his eyes
he eats the souls of fallen foes
and he giggles at their cries
oh


he haunts the dreams of children
all over the world
he fights like a tiger
and screams like a girl

got his first cpk
he was just a lad
he talks in all caps lock
cuz he's always fuckin mad

he drinks the blood of children
he brawls in CPK
and if you dont show up to his stake
then he calls you fuckin gay
oh
Aimonsorcio!

when asked his name he feels no shame
and bows way down low
hes the legend the great, to some he's nate,
he's aimonsorcio

when he strides across the wilderness
dragons leave him alone
beware young traveler heed these words
his middle name is pwn

he defies the will of gods
with a tip of his hat
if you dis him then he'll fuck your mom
in thirty seconds flat
oh

aimonsorcio



Liono Claims He's 'Not Ashamed'!

December 19, 2007 by Valkesorcio

Liono claim's he's got nothing to be ashamed of when his locker was searched by the Medievian Authorities.

WARNING:

Some of this content may be inappropriate for children under the age of 18, and complainers or whiney babies in Medievia. That being said, do NOT click on this link if you are easily offended, or if you have ill intentions to its author. This website was not given to you through the game, so please do not report it as inappropriate to those who have no business coming here. -valk.


Ardant Quotes "It really really hurts, when you put THAT, THERE."

December 19, 2007 by Valkesorcio

CPK Victim Ardant claims "IT really really hurts, when you put THAT, THERE." After a violation of his body during a CPK brawl.